Useless Knowledge

My wife thinks I am a walking book of useless knowledge. I can remember the dumbest fact, but can't remember to pick up the loaf of bread she asked, then reminded me twice to get on my way home from work.

Well, I figure, go with it, develop your strengths, not your weaknesses right?

So, here's one for you at the next social gathering you have. When you're standing in a group of people and you hear that common stomach gurgle coming from someone say "Sounds like you have quite the case of Borborygmi".

You will sound absolutely intelligent and they will wonder how you've amassed such a deep knowledge of all things. Oh yeah... don't forget the bread.