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Congressman Joel Hefley, the chair of the House Ethics Committee, and he said "I think the evidence will show that Osama Bin Laden died in Iran of natural causes."
Translated that probably means some deep cover CIA agent (i.e. Sydney Bristow) stuck a syringe in his neck and injected some crazy solution that caused immediate heart failure that medically looks like a heart attack after the blue solution quickly dissipates into his blood stream.
Whether or not that's true, we'll never know. But, the truth is out there!