Forget all about the library like you told your old man now

When I got to Colorado Springs, one of the first things I did was get my library card.

Why, you might ask - I'll tell you why.

Aside from all the free books that I won't ever read, they have movies and music.

You know what a library card and an iPod will get you?

About 8 hours of Aerosmith and another 12 or so of jazz... and that's just in the first 3 weeks.

So if you want to have fun, fun, fun and keep your dad from taking the T-Bird away, don't forget all about the library. It's a great place.