Reality Church

Well since my running partner decided to bail on our 6:20am run, what else should a fellow do other than run to the basement, log in and start blogging.

Found this article about a church in Barnsley, South Yorkshire where Donald Trump meets Simon Cowell for some kind of church bake sale reality show where they eliminate candidates to find the right priest for the small dwindling church.

I'm trying to imagine something as dramatic as "You're Fired" or "You are the worst preacher I have ever heard" coming from the confessional when they begin eliminating people.

How about - "The tribe has spoken - You're going to hell" then the outcast priest has to extinguish his candle?