Are you taking applications?

Okay, so I just got settled into my job, but when I read this article. I had to pause and wonder if they were taking applications. (no not really)

According to Yahoo!News the sheriff of Spotsylvania, VA was running a sting operation on "full service" massage parlors - if you know what I mean ;)

Well, to go the extra mile and make sure he got the conviction his detectives received sexual services as part of the investigation, using $1200 at various massage parlors. They even left a $350 tip at one place!

Wow! What would the interview for that job be like? "So Mr. Barrett, could you tell me what makes you qualified for this job?" Uhhh, yeah... I don't think so.