"Any publicity is good publicity"

Never one to back down from any challenge, I decided to use my creative genius qualities to persue one of the greatest recent challenges I have been given.

Completing my task was partially motivated by the knowledge that I would gain at least some promotion from my friend Scott's website, but I'll take whatever promotion I can get.

At any rate the task was completed and I'm so proud, but not satisfied. I'm thinking a paint stirer and a 2 liter bottle next. I could market it to Sam's and call it the Family Dewsicle. A picture of mom, dad and 2 little kids licking away on the Dewsicle at the same time would be on the box. What do you think?