Springfield, Colora-DOH

July 27th marks the opening of what I'm going to call the greatest epic movie since Gone With the Wind. More action than all six Star Wars movies and better cinematography than Brokeback Mountain.

In a fortunate twist of fate, our very own Springfield, Colorado has been afforded the chance to host the premier of this movie.

Please click here and cast your vote. We already claim South Park, we might as well get the Simpsons too.

Also, make sure you click on our promotional video. You'll see some great reasons why we deserve your vote, as well as a cameo by Napoleon Dynamite.